You Should Stay Away From Social Media If

You Should Stay Away From Social Media If

You Should Stay Away From Social Media If

  • You have zero social skills in real life. I mean zero

  • You have less than 100 contacts on your mobile phone.

  • You are inclined to swear a lot. In various language.

  • Your best friend is your sister. Or your mother.

  • Your sense of humor can be best described as Jurassic.

  • You are inclined to slash your wrists as the first hint of criticism.

  • You are a closet Nazi, a douche bag or a religious fanatic.

  • You send out minimum of five email forwards a day. Spammer.

  • You have a internet connection as quick as Mumbai’s traffic.

  • You think Twitter is your social media strategy.

Did I miss something? Leave a comment to let me know.

Credit: Ankush Chibber

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Azad Shaikh

Azad Shaikh is an internet geek at heart. Azad like to write about anything related to computers, internet, hacking, business and marketing. He is a computer engineering graduate and certified ethical hacker.

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  • Vivek Krishnan

    I must say that these are pretty amazing points to stay away from social media. However, I do hope no one gets offended 😛 because some of the points are quite straight-forward.

    • Azad Shaikh

      This post was meant for fun. Didn’t mean to offend anyone. Will take care of this in future post. Thanks.

  • LOL, those are pretty awesome reasons to stay away from social media. However, I do have less than 100 contacts on my cell phone and yet I guess I’m not such a loser on the social media. 😛

  • Cool humorous blog post. Agree with what you say here. Good work. 🙂

  • AV

    wasnt this written by Ankush Chibber?

    • Azad Shaikh

      Hmmm yup! Nice to know that you also read Intelligent Entrepreneur.

  • kosterix

    is it an AND or an OR?

    • Azad Shaikh

      I am no one to Judge anyone, it was just for fun. Don’t take it seriously. Just for your answer I would say AND because OR will make me unsocial too lol!

  • Gina Jennings

    LOL! Looks like I should stay away from social media. I do a bit of Twitter, but I haven’t really been on there.